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So. While I applaud my noble intentions and the strength of my resolutions, I regret to inform you that my facebook works again.

Of course being a victim of this situation and being entirely incapable of any other course of action I will once again be compelled to resort to spending large amounts of time in the mind numbing companionship of it's distractions.

This day has served as a beacon of hope, reminding mankind that it is indeed possible to survive for a whole day without facebook.

It is my earnest and heartfelt desire than over the duration of time and through the dramatic reconstruction of my sociological and psychological infrastructure I will lost all attraction to the said facebook and never go on it again.

Until that day, I will strive to combat it's destructive forces by stimulating my brain cells in whatever other way possible.

I remain
Yours Truly

P.S. Don't forget to respond to my survey!