Far from the Faceless masses
The air is clear
The birds are here
The crawling day now passes
the time is slow
nowhere to go
My brain is faintly rumbling
and now it wakes
it groans and quakes
So when'ere you feel like grumbling
Go take a look
at your Facebook.
Spend hours peering at
the pictures from your co-workers best friends sisters second husbands great aunts bachlorette party.
Play farmville
until all your cows are healthy and your grain has grown to a perfect virtual size for perfect virtual harvesting and virtual making into bread.
Virtually eat your bread.
and then if you're still hungry go eat some real bread and put peanut butter on it and then go post that as your facebook status.
Just remember, not everyone is as lucky as you are!
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4 comments:
How do you spell memoriam?
Or is it not even a word.
lol
i sincerely HOPE that is NOT how you spent your time on Facebook! Such ridiculousness that site has spawned of late! I still like it for keeping in touch though. Not for Farmville. :P
Not like i can ever get on it, thanks to network filters....
Hilarious! Yes, keeping in touch is great but what a time, energy and brain sucker it is. Doesn't mean I'll quit or anything, how else can I talk to you?
ps see my profile page older post for more details on how your brain handles media like this.
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